I called you last week, you didn’t answer.
I wrote you letters, used the special mail man service, so you
will know I remember you from the old days. Still no replies.
I waited day in day out, sifted through my mail, there was no
special envelope from you. So I called your sister up.
I’m leaving this voicemail cause I want to have a word with you.
It’s about your sister Authenticity. You see, she and I used to be close
We grew up together, hung out everyday hand in hand, we never missed
an opportunity to be pure twins. We lost touch & I need her back. I guess I
could call your other sister
It’s been a while I know, but im shooting you this email out of desperation.
My childhood friend Authenticity is missing, & I couldn’t get Purity on
the line either. I was hoping you would tell me where to find her. You were
always the truth, I loved your wisdom & presence, you too have long gone
from me. If this finds you in good health, please reply ASAP
Accuracy and Reliability. Now, don’t give me an attitude yet. I
knew I could find you here in your usual spot. You at least I could
always find. I need your help. Authenticity has been on my mind lately,
I dreamt about her and realized how much things have been different in
adulthood without her. Can you find her for me, please?
” Hey Friend, this is Authenticity.
I hear you’ve been looking for me. Why, why now after so long?
I chased you around as a child, but by adolescence you started to shun me.
You found those new friends Fake, Falsity, Ego and Pride, & things changed.
You all went out in your burrowed clothes, stolen jewelry, gross make-up
& Malaysian weaves, leaving me & my sisters behind. When you first got in
trouble I warned you to take me wherever you go from then on. You didn’t
listen. In time I heard you travelled to Dellusionalville, where you married
Plastic & changed your name, accent, skin color & character. I prayed for
you daily. I hoped in time you would get back to me before it got too late.
Now that you want Authenticity back in your life, dare I ask what happened
to you after you left me and my sisters for the life of grandiosity?
I await your response………….